Travels Oil filter unravels Ten thousand miles Pages of atlases grease monkey miles Change grease Sushi Tortillas Trail Mix GPS ETAs MPH Websites and Apps Cruise Control and lane-assisted naps Blue tooth Shaving cream No flow showers "Hold the handle down for the duration of the flush" Swims in lakes Video chat with the soul mate Matte-Mushroom latte blended drinks Triple-X blinks Cops turn their heads and let me walk away Crowd-cheers for lasagna-laced memories of dawn.